I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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