Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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