Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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