He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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