Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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