One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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