fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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