Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Randomize