I saw his package. It spoke to me.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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