I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Buhtt sex?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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