I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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