In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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