is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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