some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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