I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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