Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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