Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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