At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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