Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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