Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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