Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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