i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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