ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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