New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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