she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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