I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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