I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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