Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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