thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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