): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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