Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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