A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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