Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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