Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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