so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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