I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She even gives head with a lisp.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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