If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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