did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
this will be a night to untag.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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