You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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