kristin has been a bad kristin
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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