Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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