Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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