Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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