Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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