He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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