i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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