Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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