You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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