Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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