I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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