Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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